Saturday, March 10, 2012

What physical requirements do i need to become a cleveland ohio police officer?

i want to be on the s.w.a.t team but obviously i have to start out as a basic police officer, what are the physical requirements for the police academy in cleveland ohioWhat physical requirements do i need to become a cleveland ohio police officer?
They are listed here on the Cleveland Police Department website: http://www.city.cleveland.oh.us/CityofCl鈥?/a>
davidmi711 is gave you the web page so there's not much I can say to out do his answer just make sure you are in shape and ready. I would also suggest that you go up to the department and ask to do a ride out with an officer so you get the feel of it and you know that's what you want to do because some guys in our department went through the Academy and became a police officer and they quite once they knew that it wasn't like tv so now our department has you ride out a few times before applying for the Academy. Oh I also wanted to say don't listen to those other people that put police down the first guy the one that has the name "The Helpful One Sr." is just jealous that he couldn't do a push up so he didn't qualify and the others just hate police because they broke the law and got caught.



Good LuckWhat physical requirements do i need to become a cleveland ohio police officer?
Requirements

1. Must be racist

2. Must have a bad attitude towards everyone except women, which carried over since your days as a high school bully

3. Must have the ridiculous moustache

4. Must use your tazer gun at any possible opportunity

5. Must be able to run through red lights at night when nobodys looking and use your sirens and lights to cheat your way through traffic on your way home.
1. Hate black people

2. Hate other minorities

3. Have a mustache

4. Love donuts

5. Slightly overweight

6. An all around dipsh*t

7. Power trip constantly

8. Liked snitching on other kids when younger

9. Watch shows like CSI and Magnum P.I. and try to pretend your like them while on the job

10. Have no friends



if you have these traits than you will be great!
I applied and got turned down, here were the requirement then:



1. have to be a racist

2. have to love donuts

3. have a huge beer gut

4. 70's porn mustache

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